DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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