my mouth tastes like poor choices
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
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i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
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He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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