escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Randomize
