so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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