there was a trapeze. enough said
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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