i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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