The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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