Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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