The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
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Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
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I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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