So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
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you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
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Is Oprah even human
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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