it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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