I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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