I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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