i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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