Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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