Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
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You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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