I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
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well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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