can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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