How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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