All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
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you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
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I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
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Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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