We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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