You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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