dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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