I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
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Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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