We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I pour the whiskey from now on
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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