walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
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I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
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I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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