do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
A bitchslap is in order.
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