yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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