Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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