yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower