NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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