Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
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You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
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so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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