Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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