The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
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