You're completely useless in the revolution.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
