yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
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Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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