How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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