those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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