i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
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Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
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Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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