you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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