That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
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I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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