So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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