But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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