jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
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"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
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I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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