peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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