Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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