Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
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I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
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Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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