Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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