I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
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Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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