Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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