You're so nebulous sometimes
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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