so explain again why im purple
no
Say something about gay babies.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I am available for nakedness
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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